Jokes

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.

The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only $20. "

"Why is it that cheap? " the woman asks.

"Well ", replies the assistant,

"it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity ".

"Oh, I don't mind that ", said the woman, making her mind up,

"I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot ".

In Saying this, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman.

"F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam "

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel " scolds the woman trying not to laugh.

A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"Un-f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes " says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes " complain the girls,

but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.

They were still all laughing when the woman's husband Dave comes home.

"In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients.....

How ya doin', Dave? "

The laughter stopped.