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Saturday, September 16, 2006

Finally

Finally!
The long await day had come...
Heks...
My Off day!

Yeahh~~

I aint going to do anything...
I just want to spend my day at home..
Getting ample of rest...

Friday, September 15, 2006

Once Again I'm At K-Box

Was a K-Box after work...
Geez...
Nothing seem to be changing..

Well...

Life in Singapore is BORING!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Poor Girl

Something happen @ work place today...
A girl was been beaten up by one of our customer...
Geez...
Poor girl...

Both party was in the wrong yea..
But the guy should not have whack her..
She suffer a deep cut above her eye brow..
Which need to be send to the hospital...

Haizz....

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Farking Piss

I damn farking piss with my boss...

Argh~!!!!

I got fark by him for nothing...

I mean NOTHING!!!

I did nothing wrong at all....

WTF!!!

So we headed down to K Box after work...
Just want to sing my heart out......

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

World's Best Divorce Letter

Dear Sandy, I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking.

Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that.

But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt.

And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Sandy." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close.

Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Olivia's and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass that just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right?

But as I sat on your couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Sandy? I doubt it.

And I've never really thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else; some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete?

And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you.

Jesus, Sandy, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you. Do you remember Kim, that single mom we met at the Little League field a few years ago?

Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story.

Anyway, we had a few beers and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our bedroom. And this chick is a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us.

And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Sandy ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Lee's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time.

She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Sandy, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times.

Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18.

And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out Lee's really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness between us.

But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you.

It's true, Sandy. In your heart you must know it.

Don't you think we could start over?

Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh?

I think we can.

If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the fucking remote is.

Love, Wayne

Same Shit

Just another day of same shit...

Woke up
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Shower
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Down to Work
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Supper
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Home!

Monday, September 11, 2006

Jokes

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.

The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only $20. "

"Why is it that cheap? " the woman asks.

"Well ", replies the assistant,

"it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity ".

"Oh, I don't mind that ", said the woman, making her mind up,

"I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot ".

In Saying this, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman.

"F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam "

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel " scolds the woman trying not to laugh.

A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"Un-f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes " says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes " complain the girls,

but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.

They were still all laughing when the woman's husband Dave comes home.

"In-f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients.....

How ya doin', Dave? "

The laughter stopped.

Moodless Ricky

Was so boring at work today...
Ricky was really in the mood.
As he was being NAG at by our boss..

For?

For nothing....

Haizz...

Which mean no program after work....

Just when i thought it will be a boring day...

Steph sms me....

=)

She coming over to keep me company...
As she off on Tuesday....
So nice of her...

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Happy Wedding

Today was a big day for Alban...
As he's getting marry!!

Meeting up with Alvin, Mouse and Ah Hao @ Bugis...
Then down to Traders Hotel...
Where the wedding dinner will be held...

Was kind of glad i attend the dinner...
For, i get to see all my brothers there...
But i'm also kind of bored...
As my table was filled with 3 unknow aunty...

Haa~

After the dinner...
Alvin and me head down to K-Box...
Ricky join us after work...

Oh~

Guess who i bump into at K-Box...

Heez...

I bump into Jamie...
With her new Boyfriend uh!!

Well....

A good catch yea~!

Aunty Jamie~!
Don't scare him off with your Tiko-ness uh...
=X

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Happy Birthday Xiao Ben

Happy Birthday Xiao Ben...

What had happen in the past...
Is all in the past...
We are still brothers...

I got myself ink again...
Inked at the neck area behind my ear...
And on my ear...
Heez....

Madness!!!

Down to work...
As i had change my off day with my colleauge...
Headed home after work....
Kind of feeling sick...

Was too exhausted...
As i had been sleeping late and waking early for the past fews days...
Plus all the alcohol i had consume...

Friday, September 08, 2006

K-Box

Meeting up with Alvin @ City Plaza...
I wanted to continue getting ink....
We headed for lunch first...
I totally got no idea where to be inked..

Was thinking about it....
Stomach?
Feet?
Ear?

Hmmm......

When i finally make up my mind...
It was too late...
As the time left wasn't enough...
So was told to come back the next day....

Haizz......

Headed down to K-Box after work....

Thursday, September 07, 2006

I Got Myself Inked Today

Was up early today....
Headed down to City Plaza...
I wanted to get my inked today...

Was told that the artist went out for awhile...
So i was browsing at the design...
Thinking of what i should put...

Was thinking of getting a star done...
Want to get it inked behind my ear..
But i waited long hours...

By the time the artist was back...
Is was almost time for me to get to work...
But i insist of having inked today...
As i believe it will be a quick one...

So i got INKED....
Then i hurried down to work...
Steph make a bet with me...
Saying i'll be late for work...

Heks....

I'm sorry....
But i won the bet yea~

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Happy Birthday Karen

Happy Birthday Karen!

Heks.....

Nothing special today....
Went to work as usual....
Only things is....
I damn tired!

They wanted to head down to B1 again tonight...
But i reckon i will be joining them...
I freaking exhausted...

But Jocelyn sms me in the noon...
Asking me to head down to momo after i knock off..
Still pending about it...

After work, i decided to head down Momo for awhile..
Since it had been some time i had meet up with Jocelyn...
And I meeting Steph over there....

Went in for awhile...
Was really in the mood to club nor drink...
So decided to left instead...
Going for supper at Geylang..

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Exhausted

I was outta bed extreme early today...
Was awake at 12plus...
Because i wanna go get my myself ink!!!

Shower and get prepare...
Headed down to City Plaza...
Only to find out that the tattoo artist was around...
He went fishing off shore...

Geez....

I try calling him before i wanna head down.
But i cant get to him.
Due to the fact he had change his cell number..
Think i gonna go down some other days.

In the meantime...
I think i might as well go shop around...
Went down to Suntec..

Wanted to buy a gift for Karen...
As she having her birthday after 12am.
And maybe shop one or two stuff for myself.
But can't seem to find any nice stuff yea.

I went from Suntec....
To Marina Square....
To City Link....
Raffles Place....
Penisular Plaza...
Penisular Hotel...
Bugis Junction...
Beach Road Army Market...

Was freaking tired from all the walking...
And the time was only like 4pm..
Decided to pack lunch and head down to my work place....

Packed fish soup...
Headed to my work place...
Eat and slack..
Was talking to the chicken wing man...

Ok!

6pm~!

Time to start working!

Was so damn pack today~
Freaking busy~!
And i'm feeling so exhausted...
So sleepy~!

After work, we headed down to B1!
To celebrate Karen Birthday...
With a total of 12pax...
Can u guys image...?

We drank 3 bottle of Martell..
From 3.30am - 5.30am...
All the drinking make me so bloated...

Headed to the MacDonarld at Shaw house for Breakfast....
Talk Cock Sing Song.....
Head for home at 7am...

Monday, September 04, 2006

Late!

Suppose to wake up at 2pm..
To go for my hair cut...
And maybe to get my new teds done...

But due to the fact that i'm freaking exhausted...
I fell back to sleep after waking for awhile...
Only to be awake at 4pm...

I still insist on getting my hair cut...
Ended i was late for my work..
And i was been nagged by Uncle(boss)...

Geez....

I don't like my new hair cut...
Think is rather short...
Look so KIDDY!

Argh~!

After work we decided to go for supper!
Supper at Geylang!
Ricky, Alvin, Me and Peter(Manager).

She was out drinking with her friends..
Well!
Just hope the same thing isn't gonna happen yea...

She buzz when i was just about to start to eat...
Kept flooding me with question...
Sound abit drunk to me..

Was home at 5am....
Shower...
Due to the fact i was freaking shag!
And the thought of waking up early the next day...
I concuss on my bed!

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Poor Wei Qi

Was having slight hang over from all the alcohol consume yesterday...
Geezz.....
I was 1 min late for work...

Work load today seems much...
As there 5 people who's on off day..
And what's more?

I'm suffering a stomache..
Argh~!
Wonder if i had taken wrong food yesterday...

But is still alright!
As we ended work at 1am today..
Never ended work so early before..

But we was told to wait for the cashier to get her stuff done before we can go off...
Haiz.....
So we was playing dices among ourselves..

Wei Qi wasn't in luck..
He drunk almost every much!
Heks...

Was leaving by 1.50am.
Due to the fact is still early..
We decided to head over to another branch of ours..
With Me, Alvin, Ricky, Wei Qi, Karen and Coco..

Wanted to go over and get some drinks...
But they are only left with one table...
So we was thinking of switching places...

Where Sam(one of the boss) took a chivas out for us to drink..
We carry on with our dices game...
Still Wei Qi kept losing...
Is just isn't his luck man!

After awhile Karen and Coco left...
We decided to left too...
Heading down to K-box @ Cine...

Wei Qi back out..
Hence Alvin, Ricky and me went on with it..
Was there singing till 6am...

Pissed by a sms received...

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Nice Flick

Waking up @ 6pm..
Was still kinda piss with what happen the night before.
But i told myself to cool down and control my temper.

Thought of getting a new tattoo done..
But could not make up my mind whether to do it..
And i'm afraid by the time i get down the shop was closed for business..

Just when i was still thinking whether to head down anot...
I saw Serene was online..
Hence i decided to ask her to check the shop out for me..
As her shop at the same building where i got my tattaoo done..

Was told that it will be close by 8pm...
Looking at the time..
I decided to give it a miss...
So i was yada-ing with Meh Meh, Laine and Serene on the msn.

There she was lying beside me...
But i was giving her cold shoulder..
Ignoring her....
Reason was?
She know it best....

So after so much time wasted...
Decided to get bath and head out..
Wanted to bring her for dinner.
But she say she want to head home...

Suggest to send her home.
She decline to it...
Hence i headed down to Bugis after she boarded the cab...

Down to Bugis...
Meet up with Mouse..
Shop for awhile...
Can't get the Adidas shoe i wanted..

We were talking about stuffs regarding work..
And some misunderstanding regarding me and some friends.
Was meeting up with Anthony later on at Can Cafe..

Due it was still early..
We decieded to head to the coffee shop below Mouse house..
I need to grab a bite..
The Bak Kut Teh there was famous.

Was there eating Bak Kut Teh and drinking beer...
Geez...
Sound like a uncle rite?

Then Anthony called..
He say he had reach..
But there a slight change of plans..
We aint heading to Can Cafe any more...

We will be heading down to Suntec City...
Meeting up with some of his friends there...
So finish what i'm with Mouse..

Then walk over to meet up with Anthony..
As he will be driving over...
Was told that we will be going to Paulaner Brahaus..

It was a place where they self brew their beer..
Quite a nice place to chill...

Headed there...
Meet up with his friends..
Order beer...

Anthony pay for the first round..
I pay for the second...
Geez...
I still don't like drinking beer..

Too much beer make me so bloated..
And i get drunk easy on beer...
Yucks...

After that, we headed down to my workplace...
Was there to watch a soccer match.
And also to pass some stuffs to my colleauge.
Then again he order another jug of beer...

Argh~!

Wandering at my work place...
Saw those regular customer.
Was ask to drink by them....

Geez...
I know i going to hit my limit soon...
So is better for me to stop..

I ended up playing dices with my manager..
Loser got to drink u one full cup of water..
I drank a total of 4 cups...

Damn!

I farking bloated...
With all the beers, hard liquor, red wine and water...

Soon Anthony left...
But i'm staying around..
As i dont feel like going home early...

My colleauge, Karen suggest to catch a flick..
So i waited for them to knock off..
Then headed down to Cine..

Went to watch
Nice Flick!
Rate it 7/10

Headed home after the flick~~~~

Friday, September 01, 2006

Farking Shag And Piss!

I'm totally exhausted with work today...
Recently Friday seem to be a heavy load in my work place..
The crowd keep coming in today..

Alvin is off today, relaxing some where out there..
Derrick is on leave, enjoying himself in Hong Kong..
With the shortage of one person..
The work is like maddness...

Starting from 6pm to 3am...
I only had three cigarettes..
Had a quick "dinner" @ 1am..

Maybe is due to the fact that, today was the starting of the month..
Where everyone had got their pay...
I got my tips today...
Which is $225...

Please don't be mistaken...
All the tips are shared...
No personal tips...
Tips will be total up every 1oth, 20th and 30th/31st of the month..
Then it will be given to us on every 11th, 21st and 1st of the month...

Finally by the end of the day...
Feeling relax and happy..
But who know's?

Someone just mess it up...
She was DRUNK!!!
Or should i say Farking High On Alcohol!!!!
I farking sure that this aint the first time yea..
And i did told you umpteen time before...

DID I?

Why can you just listen?
Totally mess it up man..
Geez....

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Same Old Shit! Different Day!

Nothing seem to be changing...
In the whole of August, things all still the same...
It just like a routine, going on and on....

What i do every day is just
Sleep.....
Work......
Club..........

I had been indulge in alcohol almost every day...
Out of 31 days...
Maybe i stay clear of alcohol like 10 days!

Geez......

Wonder when this routine is gonna stop!

But at there one more things that came into my life...
A Girl, Name Si Ti Fen Ni....
Well....
I'll just hope it work out fine for us.
And is just ain't like what happen before...
I'm really kind of tired of it..
Everythings seem to be quite fine for us at the moment...
Hope things will remain this way....

I was damn pek chek about what happen today....
Really spoilt my day...
Making me low in my mood...

After work, went over to K-Box @ cine...
It was raining heavily when we left K-Box.
Was drenched, while waiting for a cab home..

Home at 7am...

This shall conclude the post of August...
Starting for September...
I shall resume normal blogging...

One more things to add...
I miss my group of pals...
Ever since i started working this job...
There rarely time for us to meet up...
Miss the days when we used to hang out...

Miss my Trixy Mei!
Hope things is fine for her..
Been ages since we last met..

I missing Laine and Songster too..
Ever since they left Momo...
It seem so boring...

I know i'm late...
Anyway....
Happy Belated Birthday Laine!

Ok!
I'm hitting the sheet...
Still need to wake for work later...
And i'm off the next day...
Yes!!!!

P.S:
I'm sorry if i had treat u coldly today...
I really ain't got the mood to sms.
And sorry to kept u waiting for my sms, even when you are so beat.

Monday, July 31, 2006

A Summary Of July

Sorry to keep you peeps waiting yea! I apologise fer the late entry!! Was kind of too busy with some stuffs... Due to the poor time management i had... =P

Ok! Ok~

I shall summarize on the things i had done during the Month...


Just the same old stuff i had done during the earlier month... Only difference is i'm working... =)

It goes like this....

4pm - 4.30pm - Waking up time!

5pm - 5.30pm - Get prepare and headed down to work..

6pm - 9pm - Happy Hours @ my work place...
(Which is the peak period of my work place, when you don't even have the time to smoke)

9pm - 3am - Still working!!
(This is when we can start to relax abit)

3am - 6am - Time To Relax And Have Fun

What i mean Relax and Have Fun?

Well.... Is just some normal supper with colleauge, yada-ing at some coffee shop in Geylang, go shopping @ Mustafa, K-box/Movies @ Cineleisure, Drinking and dancing at some club like Club Momo, Estee, Geographer and gambling at colleauge house...

Geez.... All that make me feel tired... Plus the amount of alcohol i consume at work...

Often felt Exhausted! So usually when i home, i will shower and collapse on my bed.. Then same shit rotate the very next day.. Oh! I mean the whole month!

My only OFF day will be on Sat! Where i need to go for my lion dance training, as the competition is on the August....